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Earth Day. All the hippies love it. Myself personally could care less. One thing I never really bought into is that we are going to blow the earth up with hair spray and plastic bottles.

But, I can see Earth Day as more of a metaphor. You see, people have so little control over their bodies. Take the hippies for example. They just can’t keep their naughty parts clean. Or even there hair for that matter.

Also fatter people (myself included). We can’t control our weight so we are compelled to plant a tree to better our earth.

Well I have a unique suggestion for this Earth Day.

Hippies: Wash your hair, and genitals.

Fat People: Instead of planting a tree for Earth Day, try eating some leaves from one.

My unique perspective was inspired by some late night instant messages. An anonymous friend, advised that I should write an Earth Day post. I was half asleep, but I felt the urge.

I know this may seem like random blabbing, and its probably not going to be the “Earth Day official blog of the year” But I’m personally laughing at my maniacal ideas. Welp, I’m awake now, better go play some Call of Duty 4!

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